Chicken tenders? Not worried. I only eat “boneless wings.”

Elon just needs a good alter ego to spend more time with her.

While we’re shutting things down... all of it. Social media is a radioactive, toxic sludge.

People STILL preorder... Ah, "the only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history."  -Hegel

Better to be “fucking stupid” than to be a fucking asshole.

Better to be “fucking stupid” than to be a fucking asshole.

What’s the worst that can happen when a giant mega-corporation buys up a highly creative and successful smaller company?

I can already smell the cash shop.

This guy was definitely voted “Most Likely to be Caught With a Gay Hooker in a Cheap Motel” in his highschool yearbook.

“It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see where things go from here — just a passing look at what happened a decade ago.”

“I’m very very sorry that I killed a poor. Now, per my lawyer’s instructions, let me out of here. I have a party to attend tonight.”

What about gay flicks?!!

I didn’t ask.

I’d love to be shaken by Denzel... all night long.

Simple and cheap wool balls for the win. Been using them forever. One ball will last a VERY long time. You’ll never spend less money on something that works so well and lasts so long. Those fabric sheets are SO last century!

“Practitioners cite “American freedom” and a stand against “rampant environmentalism” as reasons for coal rolling.” [wikipedia]

Sure, Jesse is the new host... right up until his “offensive” tweets, from 20 years ago, are dug up.

Most of the positive reviews are just sarcastic negative reviews.

As the consumer, I’m going to blame the manufacturer AND the asshole who sold it to me, by telling me how great it was. Anything to make a buck...

I don’t believe my pure salt with ever expire, but I do know we should all be using a lot less of it.

Where I live, tow trucks are like buzzards... they can smell a dead car from a hundred miles away and be on it before you can turn on your blinkers.