krinj
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krinj

Coming out stories are so boring. Who cares? It’s like someone admitting they like vanilla instead of chocolate. It means nothing.

I think bacon is the only thing on earth that doesn’t need anything added to it to make it perfect. 

Wellington Paranormal is about as scary as hitting your funny bone. There’s not a drop of fear to be found. It’s all tongue-in-cheek. Pure comedy.

This subscription should include health insurance.

“Update Google Chrome immediately”

So... who cares?  Yeah, me neither.

I can assure you, all men would choose to have a bigger dick.

If I had an additional $175k, I’d just date myself.

Sometimes, the better mousetrap is no such thing. I have been burned too many times by smart phone alarm mishaps. I now use a good old-fashioned alarm clock that has a battery backup.

Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock... train beats truck.

The lesson here is don’t use your real name on social media. FFS

Developers should have the option to opt-out of Steam’s refund policy. Games could be tagged with “no refund available for this game.” As nice as it is for gamers, it’s way too easily abused.

I thought there was something suspicious about that guy sitting next to me at Starbucks, who just had a cup of a coffee and a Razer mouse.

I hear Stalin had a nice house too. Oh yeah, and rumor goes that Xi Jinping also lives pretty well. Apparently, capitalists, autocrats, socialists, and communists have a lot more in common than you would imagine.

Sweet Jesus- the last thing I ever want to see is a naked me in the shower. 

Sweet Jesus- the last thing I ever want to see is a naked me in the shower. 

“accidentally do gay stuff”

“Ford is embarrassed by the Ford Bronco hard top problems...

“My water bill has been insanely high recently”

I’m so different from this loser. If I came home and found my wife with another woman... well, let’s just say I wouldn’t be mad, at all.