I get the feeling this guy spends more time working than gaming.

Well, when the CEO makes that in a few seconds, it’s a pretty shitty pay out.

These snowflakes would never cut it as nurses. Overpaid for easy jobs. Shut the Fuck up.

Meh, they all look the same. My Honda looks just fine, gets great gas mileage, and gets me where I need to go at the speed limit. That’s the same speed limit for Lamborghinis.

Irregardless of the fact that I could care less, I got ‘em all right.

You report this as if it’s not the normal, everyday way of things. This ain’t news.

You can’t lose a mind you’ve never had.

A “dick move” is the right move for a shit mother... or anyone else for that matter.

The best entertainment is to watch entertainers self-destruct. It’s so very TMZ.

This one may only apply to Pixel phones, but I swipe down on my fingerprint reader to pull the quick settings panel down (and swipe up to roll it back).

Cut costs, make shittier games, harrass the female staff, pay crap wages, try not to provide any benefits, and above all... make money. More money.

Put oil and vinegar on my ice cream. “Just do it.”

I know plenty of black peoples. Trust me- they don’t all bathe everyday. It ain’t just your hated white peoples.

He’s a comedian, he makes jokes. Fuck off, snowflakes.

Just a bunch of greedy, overpaid everybody’s fighting over how to divide it all up.

Well, if you REALLY want to improve your health, stay off of reddit.

Ever since my score went over 800, the sun is brighter, food tastes better, and my bowel movements are more regular. And you can too!!!

If I had a nickel for every commenter who makes comments that reveal they have not actually bothered to read the article...

Hopefully, God will be a fun roommate in her prison cell too!

Agree 100. I had a sarcastic comment about game development and Ubisoft, but I think the better thing said is your comment!