I thing we can all say for sure- it has to be better than the movies, cuz nothing could be worse.

I’m weird. I don’t have any photos of me in my bathing suit, birthday suit, or even a business suit. And hopefully, no one else does either!

Should I? Of course not. Will I? Of course, I will.

We’ve always eaten unpeeled kiwis. Just wash them WELL and use a little scrub pad to get the fuzzies off, and pop those suckers in your mouth! No pits and wonderfully crunchy little seeds. So good.

These guys don’t make shit for a living wage. Not my place to say if they should. I just know that it costs too much on my end anyway. I’ve decided that the price for laziness is too high. I’m getting off my fat ass and picking up my own food. Delivery drivers aren’t my problem anymore.

Money not well-spent. Just proves there ARE limits to unlimited wealth.

Should I plan for $50,000 in student debt forgiveness? No, because I already paid mine off. Because it was MY fucking debt. Now, I’m going to pay off yours? Fuck you.

“What’s better, an older car with lower miles or a newer care with higher miles?”

I toast them in my toaster (that can toast bagels, so it’s wider) and they’re fantastic!

Ah, the future of food.

Oh dear, what if it’s yellow and brown? Why do things have to be so complicated in this world?

I didn’t read the article, nor care about the controversy. I just wanna say I freaking love this video. It’s so subversive and sexy and naughty and fun and cool and beautiful.. and it manages to offend so many people at the same time. It’s more punk rock than punk rock ever was.

Nike now learning about the “Streisand Effect.”

Everybody hates (and rightfully so) the mega-greedy Activision-Blizzard... and everybody keeps buying their crap. Stop giving them your money or STFU.

“Why you should rewatch your favorite movies in black and white”

You’ve enjoyed the sitcom hilarity of Black-ish and Mixed-ish. Now, sit back and get ready for some real laughs with ABC’s latest addition: Safe-ish! Smile and shake your heads as a family struggles its way through the perils of day-to-day life during the pandemic. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even die.…

Fat superhero girls? It’s like a liberal’s dream!!!

I still don’t understand wtf rabbits and hidden eggs have to do with Easter. But I’m just a crazy atheist. What do I know?

I’ll take my chances with “illegal” weed. But thanks.

I stand corrected. But you know what I meant.