Some fat jokes ARE funny. And some fat people have made really good ones. In fact, some fat people have made it a very successful career making fat jokes. Google “Louie Anderson.”
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Who said anything about rape? I just said, “good butt-loving.” You must hate gays. It’s “never OK” to hate gays. “Please don’t do it in the future.”
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“Qualified”
Conservative states filled with MAGA-hat wearing Trumpublicans, standing strong against them weed-smoking liberals, while they’re watching Fox News, with their beer bellies hanging out, popping the top on yet another can of Bud Light.
Every girl (and guy) wants to fuck the very “large” handsome dude. Poor guy.
How to make Easter fun?
For people with medical conditions that are worsened by sodium, that type of salt is salt. Sea salt, mountain salt, table salt- it’s all bad for you. The size of the crystals, the color- don’t mean anything to you. Follow medical advice and never add salt to your diet.
“...if Jesse Eisenberg were a creepy-looking, entitled, rapey, stain of human shit”
Money and fame don’t get you as far as it used to.
I’ve been doing this for a long time. Before air fryers, I fried them up in a skillet with some olive oil. Once they have a nice brown color, I toss them up with some sea salt, fresh coarsely ground pepper, and some smoked paprika. So delicious! It’s my go-to movie snack.
“We are Tesla. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”
I don’t give them my money. Don’t blame me.
Cancel everybody. Nobody’s good enough. Burn down the statues and the history books. Lock everyone up. Cancel the world.
Proof that they are racist... they are white. Right, Tonja?
“fucked in 2 years”
He sounds like the perfect candidate for the Supreme Court!
Who didn’t drift off? What a snoozefest these award shows are. I can’t think of anything in life that is less important than watching a bunch of overpaid narcissistic celebrities (I know, redundant) award themselves silly prizes for perspiration-free work.
I used to visit one particular gas station that was always pretty filthy. Clearly, it was poorly managed. Every pump was always slow. This makes total sense now: a lazy, apathetic manager never bothering to clean anything or replace dirty filters, etc. Needless to say, I don’t do business with that place any longer.
Waving the Confederate flag is every bit as hateful as waving a Nazi flag. It’s a clear symbol of an ideology of hate. However, we should be careful when we push for the banning of any expression, no matter how offensive, hateful, or distasteful.