Apple will repair their defective screen for free?!! How generous.

Unless Cyberpunk has a character like Geralt, within which I can empathize and immerse myself, it will never entertain me nearly as much as did the Witcher 3.

It may be the saddest thing I’ve seen since Trump won the election in 2016.

Liberals... blech.

Sic semper tyrannis!

I heard the game sucked, so I didn’t buy it.

I paid $10 for an appraisal only to find that the item was worth about $10.

He was a great young man and an even better chef! Ben’s cooking for the big guy now. And I’m sure he’ll impress. RIP kiddo.

The shit doesn’t land far from the asshole.

I’d fuck Harry Styles in a dress, in a box, on a train, no pants at all and only socks. I’d fuck Harry Styles lots and lots and lots.

The further I can get from our current reality, the better. It’s 2020. I want to ride a fucking wolf to Valhalla!

Laura Ingraham’s bumper sticker on her car: “Even God Hates Me”

“How to Acknowledge Black Women for Their Role in the 2020 Election”

I think the right-wing is underestimating the patriotism and fervor of the left. In fact, I guarantee it.

I find that fat people are the most likely to make fat jokes about themselves. Maybe it’s a way of saying out loud what they believe others are thinking. The other thing I notice is that my fat friends tend to be the most critical of other fat people.

You don’t have to throw away your contaminated lettuce! Just make sure it’s cooked until the minimum internal temperature is 160 degrees Fahrenheit.

Liberal fascism is still just fascism.

“I’m not one to spew hat”

Trump could start World War III. He’s that sick and twisted. Never has there been a more hateful motherfucker to run our country. Lame duck? NO. Piece of shit.

Why waste all this space writing all this? Just say what you mean, in every article, "I hate white people." Save you and us some time.  Cool.