So, that ruins strawberries now.

This article should have come with more pictures.

I’ll just call him Son of Nuts.

Xenu Resurrection

One wealthy party vs another wealthy party. Don’t give a fuck.

The Chinese are copying stuff? Shocker!

What really needs to happen is the coronavirus needs to get ahold of big daddy Trump.  Sometimes, evil just needs to end.

This plague upon the earth (not the virus, the cruise ship industry) can’t die soon enough!

My great great gimpa used snake venom, bird poop and the blood of virgins... swirl it all up in a bowl, dip your glasses it in, say a prayer to Satan (just your standard prayer, nothing fancy), and then drink the remaining liquid.

Boy, don’t you feel stupid now? Of course you do. Or should. Or are you even alive now, after the “entirely over blown” pandemic?

Didn’t offend me. I don’t care.

“OAN’s objectively risible content”

Might as well just jump in the shower. Otherwise, you’re not only going to need a squeeze bottle, you’re gonna need a mop.

It was the best of the times, it was the worst of times...

No candidate will ever pass the Democratic Party litmus test: too white, too male, too black, too female, too gay, too straight, too smart, too rich, too stupid, too poor, too human, too this, too that, too little, too much...

Buggy, ugly, can’t customize it, squishes your app windows... I can’t tell if you’re recommending it or telling us to avoid it. It sounds pretty awful.

I like my pizzas like I like my men... uncut!

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. But I definitely don’t want to hold her.

Cruise Industry... R.I.P. (fingers crossed)

Trapped inside a Lambo. There are worse ways to die.