“Marvel didn’t have the money for its best TV show The Runaways”

For every “expert” who says, “Do this, not that,” there’s another expert who says, “Do that, not this.”

This is Trump’s country! Muricah, fuck yeah!

“If” it sucks? It’s a Ford. Of course it will suck. Go buy your Honda now. 

Yes, the Honda is basically what a Subaru would be like if it didn’t suck balls. 

Yep, the Passport is like a Forester, except with a good powertrain. 

No, the Pilot is a 3 row Passport. 

“...I would rather have a CVT”

Tomato tomato.

Subaru wishes. 

No one ever said it was. 

Brought to you by the shower head industry.

No, YOU should buy bone-in chicken thighs. 

Forget hackers, Google and Amazon are invading your privacy far more, with those privacy vampires sitting inside your homes. Take said devices and chuck them in your trash cans. They are for lazy people who do not value their privacy. 

You keep using that debit card connected directly to your bank account. I’ll keep using my credit card. To each their own. Best of luck!

I wanna get that motherfuckin voice on my motherfuckin echo.

“Lettuce is bullshit...it’s mostly water.”

And it beats it easily. 

You said it- it eats the Crosstrek for breakfast, then devours the Forester at lunch time, and then mops the Outback up for dinner. No crappy CVT or low-IQ AWD in the Passport. And it has a Honda engine in it (as opposed to the laughably sad Boxer 4.

Not even close to being true.