Bitch, you can’t out-Trump Trump.

It’s called, “Shitface Orange.”

“Launching your podcast is half the battle.”

“I have been getting a new phone every year since 2009"

Trump is just a sad, pathetic fuck of a piece of fuck. And everyone knows it but him. Everyone... every single person on this planet knows he’s just a little dick in big fat pants.

“I’m not eating a free “cookie” from any place called “kum & go””

“...oatmeal and raisin cookies...they are amazing.”

There’s no amount of money that one could pay me to sleep with that nasty motherfucker... excuse me... President Nasty Motherfucker.

LOL- Pete Davidson calling other people retarded. 

Noobs don’t play this game. Their grandpas do.

Just because you don’t get the vision, doesn’t mean it’s not visionary. 

“pop” corn.

Only at the “super catchy and energetic” ones! 

“When is Ethan Hawke going to get his own John Wick?”

God, I love stupid people. I just wish we wouldn’t let them vote. Cuz... Trump.

“Spotify Premium Is the Best Life Hack of the Decade”

Not all CVTs are created equal. Subaru does it better than others.

So, I guess “2021 Game of the Year” is already a done deal for Half-Life: Alyx, since Geoff has his head all the way up Gabe’s ass.

Musk is a crazy visionary. Maybe the only one we have at the moment. And certainly the one we need. I’m betting on the future. Deposit down.

Yes! Give in to the “dark” side..