Don’t drink lattes. Still not rich.

13 bong hits later... definitely singing as high as Freddie ever could have been. 

Cut to the Feeling- a mediocre pop song (at best) made much better (debatably) by the 30 man production team (or 1 really smart guy) and their 300 million dollar production studio (or the smart guy’s MacBook). Take away all that ear candy, and this is not an underrated song.

Can you imagine the parties they had in Japan, Germany, & South Korea when GM and Ford announced they were going to stop making cars?

Too many streaming services, too much money... Time to learn how to go outside. Playing is free. 

It won’t... now that the cat’s out of the bag.

If a Dodge and a Lincoln had a baby.

They’re chiral ads.

It feels good to be racist, right?

#TheChickening

“Should you panic about parasitic eye worms or face flies?”

I discontinued Netflix support a while back. Since then, I have experienced no technical difficulties whatsoever. My life has actually improved, considerably!

Every frickin’ body likes chicken cuz chicken’s finger-lickin’ good.

Anti-virus software... that’s so 2000. 

There are entire families full of no talent that are famous... why not her?

Prank cake? It’s called Fruit Cake. 

“We welcome all points-of-view. Please speak carefu.... freely. And for you safety, we will be recording all activities and inviting special fans to our re-education center in Guangzhou, China. Now, enjoy BlizzCon 2019!”

“You can lie to friends and family members, too...”

Eternal bitch face. 

“It was the loudest cheers ever. No one has ever had so many, many cheers. Good, good, loud, so loud, cheers.”