What’s a Malik Yoba?

“...just feels like more Borderlands”

“These sous vide egg bites are better than Starbucks” and they only take 3 weeks to make!

“The secret to microwaving day old pizza so it still tastes fresh” is to not use a microwave. An oven, skillet, Nu-wave or toaster oven... reheat using anything other than a microwave.

I never thought it would last and surprised it did for as long as it did. RIP along with the Smart car. Things we knew didn’t belong in the universe to begin with, like them or not.

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“Did not know it was possible for a show to be this stupid”

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He didn’t say he never ate wings, he said he never had his butt fingered. 

NFL pro bucket list:

Track the end of the world... no thanks. Rather go out and try to slow it down by actually doing something productive. But this is a great idea to give couch potatoes. At least they can feel guilty as they sit there doing nothing but watching the world burn.

My grandmother has been doing this as long as tomato paste has come in a can. Perhaps it’s time for her to get her own show!

Budget airplanes... no thanks. I prefer to live. 

Oh, I read the title as “One Weird Trick for Killing Karaoke”

The optics don’t look good here. Let me deep dive this and I’ll get back to you. 

Reconcile their differing tastes in weddings? I think as long as they get the inevitable and very public divorce right, that’s all that matters.

Like all things internet...  much ado about nothing.

“The best thing you can do is move on”

They push new garbage everyday, cancel their best shows... Suits me fine. One less streaming service I now subscribe to. 

In basketball, there is Gregg Popovich and everything else. That is all. Dismissed.