People who can’t afford to throw lobster.
Narq
krinj
This is how Musk makes the Boring Company tunnels: “Digging tunnels one Tesla at a time.”
Rappers everywhere just came in their baggy, hanging below their asscracks, pants!
Conan was supposed to start the joke with, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.”
“Man...throws a 5 yr old over a 3 story balcony at mall...”
I am available for unclogging milk ducts, ladies.
Has Aunt Becky tried paying off the judge yet? She should do that.
“Do not feed ducks bread. Bread provides no nutrition for them, and they could end up being fat and starving at the same time.”
He was just a celebrity mascot. No harm, no foul. Enjoy your (continued) retirement, Magic.
Damn! You can see both legs separate from the knees. Just brutal.
Does this mean we can eliminate all traces of Mariah Carey’s Glitter too? [fingers crossed]
There are those who are manipulated and those who manipulate. Knowing which you are, that is all. That is destiny.
Ma, Ima gonna go out and rotate the crawdads!
There’s only some much blabbing a pilot can take, before the ejection seat “accidentally” ejects the blabberer.
“...or you’re worried about salmonella...”
Bioware/EA: “We don’t see the value in tearing down one another, or one another’s work.”
Save yourselves the trouble- oj and vodka
I don’t give a fut fack what color his actors are, Jordan is making great movies.
No surprises at all. Cheap cars and overpriced cars.
Dude!