I’d be happy to fuck any of em. Anyway, back to my Doritos and Netflix binge.

Of course it’s pee. You don’t need an episode of MythBusters here; a high-school education in human anatomy and physiology will do. 

But it’s PINK salt!

“This is not good for hip-hop.”

These are not your grandfather’s Not Ready For Prime Time Players. This entirely forgettable, unfunny troupe is not even ready for your local high-school stage. Lorne Michaels’ network tenure has left a big, black hole in Saturday night TV.

What is a “The View”

Cool? What are you, 20? I’ll take a great car over a cool car anyday. But then, I’m a grown-up.

What is a “SNL”

Activision has slowly destroyed Blizzard, bit by bit, for years now. It is no longer the beloved Blizzard we all knew and loved a decade ago. Sadly, there will be many more employees shown the door as the corporation continues to squeeze every last dime they can for the shareholders. It will eventually be a dried-out…

I think the people who need to read this are planning their next attack in the name of some silly fatwa.

With confidence, I can say that you are already “affected.”

This is a harbinger of what is to come. “We have all your media!” What happens when everything you “own” is digital and on some cloud or streaming service and then they go belly-up? Can we rely on other services to take over “our” media and continue to deliver it to us?

Sure, I’ll just grab my bottle of “Lillet Blanc” and... hang on! Who? What? Little what? What?!!

“...the type who might find themselves watching someone on YouTube analyze who would win in a matchup between say, a European broadsword and a pair of Chinese dagger-axes.”

“via TMZ”

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The problem is the crap that is written on the cards.

Her tattoo represents the small charcoal grill she uses to burn the hearts of those who love her. 

“forgettable Saturday Night Live”

We have become a society of gun-havers and hood-riders...