I’ve seen that same shit-eating grin on Trump’s ugly mug. On behalf of white people that are not delusional about being superior to anyone else, I would be happy to slap those shit-eating grins off both their faces. 

I pull out the carpet, replace the entire toilet and refrigerator, and have pest control do a mean sweep before I move any of my own furniture in. Oh, and bleach the hell out of the tub, the floors, the counters, the door handles, the washer and dryer... everything. Change the air filter. Humans are nasty, disgusting c…

1. 1 can SpaghettiOs

This is probably the best thing that’s happened to Atlas to improve game play and increase players. 

Chevy... putting the LIE in Reliable. 

Let’s report on one another. What’s the worst that could happen?

When EA realized the game could not be made into a shitty mobile game with a cash shop, it was DOA.

I was wondering how much my “ILIAC EXTEND DEV GORE VARSZ” was gonna set me back. Now I know. 

Президент Трампский (President Trumsky): Nothing but class. 

“...it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview...”

I can’t understand his success being that YOU don’t get his music. How did he ever make it without YOU.

Digital books, music, games... nothing is ours anymore. 

“Kisses and fondles... Disturbing video...”

“Sip through a straw...”

How to keep commercials from triggering your smart speakers? Fast-forward through commercials.

C.K...“told all the producers in front of me that all this kid does is smoke weed and he’s gonna smoke his career away.”

Hey Mickey, is that a block of cheese in your pants or are you just happy to see Ariana?

Tiffany who?

Instead of building a wall, a fence, slats... around the country, wouldn’t it be cheaper to just build a wall, a fence, bars... around Trump?

“worst Will Ferrell movie”