I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Hopefully this is how the slow march towards gun ownership being widely seen as something to be mocked or ashamed of starts.

Close. Put Hammond on one island with a crate of fine scotch and put Clarkson on another within eyesight with a crate of gin, and let them try to figure out how to get to the other island.

We could power the Mars shuttle with Carl Sagan’s spinning corpse.

THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

If you’re not drinking beer and farting, are you even playing darts?