great, now i have to make a shirt that says “im not friends with the white women who made a shirt to say that they are a white woman who didn’t vote for trump” and i don’t think i’ll have enough room :(

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

I guess I worry that CNN will deal with this by bending over backwards to make him like them, and not by doing what they should: trying harder to discredit him.

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

you do you drunkie

didn’t look like her speakers were malfunctioning to me ...

you idiot, pariah is the one with malfunctioning speakers on new years eve

you know what, maybe i do want to be a pariah. maybe i want to show up to work in leggings and a cowboy hat and platform shoes sometimes because it makes me feel good. maybe, just maybe, i like to live a little. so take your conservative approach and throw it in with the chili. don’t tell me how to live my life.

I want to die after reading this.

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

Anna Horford is now officially my most favorite person on the planet

When you see some hipster in a Che t-shirt remember this-

“The mother of one of the male cheerleaders in the photograph told WDAF that there was “no racial motivation and the boys were simply taking pictures in sweaters they have had for a long time.””

In case you’re wondering why it seems like things are getting worse, it’s this: