“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

I usually just joke around on here like I’m 14 again and there’s no consequences other than my girlfriend saying I’m not remotely funny (unkind I know), but this strikes me as good for Kevin Love and the Cavs, assuming he heals normally. He needs real time away from that team, and they need real time to remember what…

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration:

My first semester of college, I am living at home to save money (lived 30 minutes from school). Bumped into a girl I had known from high school who I had always joked around with. After a few minutes of chit-chat she leans up to whisper ‘Always wanted to know you better.’ so I suggested we go to dinner the next night.

People think it’s more embarrassing to get caught by the parents, but I’m here to tell you, friend, it’s getting caught by the brother. That lasts a lifetime.

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

This picture just made me deeply sad and nostalgic. I still mourn Gawker.

God I used to refresh Gawker repeatedly every afternoon at work anticipating the latest installment of 500 days. Everyday was Krismas.

Speaking of the “book author,” can we please bring back the 500 days of Kristin series; for old trolling times sake?

It’s like a new governess hired to manage a particularly unruly child, and using every trick in her bag to make him behave.

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. She’s paying in her own way.

Easily the most inappropriate sexual activity I’ve seen going on at a subway since Jared.