It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

POTUS is everything gracious and good. I can’t wait to see what fresh hell private citizen Obama unleashes on this shit show, come Jan 21.

It’s so funny that the phrase “you have to respect the office” was around for Bush, disappeared for eight years, and makes a return when a white man gets elected.

It’s a very big club, Madeleine.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

I would give a nut to see a selfie from Tiff with her ballot showing a vote for Hillary.

You’ll appreciate this- hundreds of women lining up to put their “I voted” stickers at Susan B. Anthony’s grave site.

I’m in tears. I’m 41 and voting with my 22 year old daughter. Everything I’ve done since her birth has been to assure that she has a better life, a brighter future. I was raised by my grandma and she was so angry. Her greatest dream was to marry an executive. She never wanted children but had 2 by 22 within 2…

I am 64- This is my current Facebook status: I was the third person in my district to vote this morning. My hand shook and my heart pounded when I filled in the oval for the Clinton Kaine electors. My vote is for me, and it’s for my country. But even more than that, my vote is for my four granddaughters, and for my…

My mother is 78 and has NEVER voted for a Democrat (much to my chagrin). This morning she was in line long before 7 a.m. (with quite a few others, she texted) in DALLAS TEXAS to vote for Hillary Clinton. Her reason? “While only a child the last time a fascist demagogue almost destroyed the world and ran his country…

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

“I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him.”

When you’re married, you don’t need to pay for Dutch ovens.

Be careful. I hear Cutler isn’t a fan of shots

I tried making this yesterday

how about not commenting on things you haven’t read yet

Maybe you could sous vide this next week, just for the halibut.

It absolutely is, and gawker sites have been ignoring that fact from the beginning. This was a pretty great pick but he wasn’t “exciting” for gawker, whatever the fuck that means.