Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Like many of the olds (I am 40-something) I blame everything on the Internets.

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.

You’re just trying to ick everyone the fuck out

I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”

What is going on in someone’s mind to use their child as a prop in sexting pics? Particularly if that sexting is extra-marital. Like, I understand how people make all kinds of stupid, obvious life mistakes, but that is particularly fucked up to me.

I do this too, but only because I don’t own hand towels, just bath towels and several dozen wash cloths.

I like it, I can chill unnoticed. All the pressure is off.

LOL can he really not get his Twitter account verified??

TRYING NOT TO BREED SUPER BUGS THATS WHAT. It’s like immune system boot camp.

antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?

GO BACK TO THIS IN MY SHOWER??

Bar soap all the way! ... and can we please stop with the triclosan and micro-beads in hand soaps? Please?!

They had occasional “dance” (or was it “music appreciation”?) times in the assembly hall, to help keep people sharp and to diffuse tensions that come up in debate, if I recall. I rather like the idea, quite honestly.

Hey Hey Hey! Please look at how he was elected. He did not get a majority in either run. 37.6% the first time. 48.2% the second time. We had strong third party candidates. This is why I fear these morons who are all about voting third party because of their conscientious objection to Hillary Clinton. I’ve seen what…

Oh god, I hate this man so much. I left Maine because of the shit economy this racist piece of shit did nothing to fix, but I go back every summer and love it. I have friends and family there and they all deserve better than this piece of shit. Well except for my mother who is trying to talk me into voting for trump…

As a 29 year old millennial, I can’t abide apologist pussies in my generation. Political incorrectness is covered in free speech, the most important right that we have. Safe spaces and trigger warnings are merely accepted terms for censorship.

The belts are an especially nice touch.