Honestly, it’s more about ethics in gaming journalism than anything else.

YOU CAN TAKE THE AVOCADOS OFF MY LUNCH BURRITO WHEN I’M DEAD.

100% of my husband thinks that he does half of the household chores. (He thinks there are maybe 3 or 4 things that need to be done around the house and he does at least half of those things.)

You called it!

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

It’s Burke.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I don’t know what thirsty is supposed to mean, here. I scanned the whole article for evidence of dehydration or overt celebration of libations and found nothing. Looks like this article came up dry!

There’s been an impressive number of posts generated with content sourced solely from Slack, though.

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

I just lost my mind and read like 20 blind items in a row. Here’s what the consensus seems to be plus my analysis:

I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

Does the counter reset if company ownership changes? Asking for a friend.

A behind-the-scenes look at the art direction:

As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

What is this strange land where a SWAT team didn’t break down the door and shoot everyone inside the apartment? And then the police made them dinner?

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.