HOLY SHIT RICHARD JEFFERSON IS IN THE LEAGUE STILL?!?!?!?!

Holy shit! That was dope.

So much NBA Jam in this post.

"Mr. Kraft, the commissioner is on line 1, something about an overdue apology"

Secret Engagement Club decoder rings! We'll brand them as "the ring you ACTUALLY wanted."

"he had "received revelation" that we were to be married"

Bullet. Dodged.

Oh, I can participate in this one..

Have fun BURNING IN HELL. Don't you know that when someone receives revelation you have to just go with it?

I believe whiteout sex is the lazy typo way to type "without" but damn, I hope it's something more interesting. Cause it sounds fascinating!!!

I proposed to my then girlfriend after we'd been dating a couple of months. She said 'no'. We broke up 18 years later.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

I don't think Vina gets enough credit for holding onto that.

I bet he was Racine to delete that post.

pulls on +1 lever

Normally it's Scott Walker who frustrates Racine. If it's the kids she's worried about, just hire an Eau Claire and things should be Superior from here on out.

He needed to Titan up his social media security.