A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

Is it ok to like Gronk? At least he has some personality and seems to enjoy what he's doing. And as far as we know, he hasn't raped/beaten/killed anyone, so that's probably good from an NFL PR standpoint.

No.

Do they show penis entering vagina?

There was a guy in my neighborhood a few years older than me whose friend borrowed his car and thoughtfully went to fill the tank up before returning it. He forgot to remove the pump, but it wasn't a modern break away pump and he ended up burning the whole gas station down. The guy in my neighborhood couldn't get car…

Dumbest sober moment of my life - easy.

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

I once drove white-knuckle through a massive thunderstorm for a couple hours on the way to relatives for a holiday. Stopped at a gas station and was so stressed from the drive I guess my brain didn't go through its normal unconscious checklist, so I just filled up, got in the car, and drove off. Three seconds later I…

Back in 1997, I was driving my girlfriend at the time home from a date. Since we were both in college, her curfew was 2AM. Since my parents were out of town at the time, or date consisted of a night in my bedroom. Being that it was so late, we had both dozed off in my bed before it was time to take her home.

I'm startin' with the man in the mirror

I'm starting with the man in the mirror (Ooh!)

I think I see what Seton Hall's doing wrong.

YOU'RE ON CNN! THE SHOW THAT LEADS INTO MINE IS PUPPETS MAKING CRANK PHONE CALLS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Hey. Hey, you. Hey!

Congrats: This now has more stars than the movie had ticket sales.

Too soon

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

RIP, pro career of Marcus Mariota.