I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

This needs more stars.

This is so good.

BRB moving to New England.

I figured it’d be easy to find, was hoping they’d repost again as continued show of solidarity.

Can we re-induct him? Or at least post the HOF post again?

Shit, really need to clean this dust off my desk. Thank you for this, Albert.

Yeah, if he has more sac bunts and sac flies than walks.

How many times are people going to make you keep hammering home this point? I’m exhausted.

Seeing way too many “You don’t know anything about The Simpsons” posts here. Please stop that.

Amazing. +1

As a guard it's likely he's told to get back on defense when a shot is taken, to prevent a fast break, as brendon_b said.

Is this somewhat what you're asking for? I'd never heard of Iamsu! before this. http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/iamsu-is-crimi…

Who is star-ing this tripe?

This is more than I ever could've hoped for.

Amazing.

The rest of your comment was well put, but took issue with, "More people dunking basketballs while refs watch them and encourage rules violations."

Go away.

How is this not at 100%?

I need a full column explaining that recruiting mix up.