The Land Rover “Defender”. It is just garbage from the ground up. It is just another soccer mom mobile.

Nothing is more iconic than the Mach 5, period.

This just in: people who don’t like cars and want them to be appliances trade them in for newer cars that actually are appliances, shocking!

William Joel is currently working on a sequel: Allentown II: Parking Boogaloo

Well we’re parking here in Allentown

For me it's either trying to destroy a HiLux or Sabine Schmitz hauling ass around the Nurburgring in a Transit. 

This argument always falls back to the question of how much control we really have over our economic circumstances.

Pro Tip: Take out the speaker, fill gap with jelly beans.

Same. They seem like Altimas for someone with credit above 600 who want to be seen as rich. 

Automatic Mustang owners watching out the window of a Planet Fitness while they remotely rev their cars at 15 year old girls.  

Yet not nearly as much of a failing falling fireball as Twitter.... so success?

That is how you get diabeartes. They're gonna cut your paws off.

I think we are all criticizing this design from the wrong perspective. It’s not a horribly-designed puke-inducing minivan, but it is rather the most luxurious and refined street-sweeper you could wish for. Ok, it’s missing a few brushes here and there, but I’m sure they are optional extras for several thousands of…

“Excellent! Beta test is progressing nicely”.

Plus, waving “thanks” in traffic when someone lets you in is just like, common courtesy. I’m not opening my window when it’s Satan’s Ballsack hot outside to do that. This whole no rear window idea just gets the hardest of nopes from me.

Didn’t know how to make it more desirable?

As much as the use of Taser looks unwarranted, saying the old guy was Tazed for the 3 mph is properly dishonest and clickbaity.

cabs, Uber etc

Because if you could afford to and wanted to buy this car, chances are you already had a 911

That’s sounds awful. I prefer “sending them to live on a farm”.