Also, don’t buy this houseplant that’ll probably kill you!

No, NOT just like me. Because I am not a moron or a scammer, and the only people that get involved with bitcoin are morons and scammers.

How exciting! This is sure to triple my visits to Subway. 3x0=0. See, this already paying off.

Trying as hard as I can to stir up some empathy for a billionaire who lost money in crypto. Still trying....  Sorry. Can't.

I just found out this other great hack. You can plug the cable that came with your phone into a charger and it will actually re-fill the battery. This has saved me almost $30,000/mo on buying new phones!

People in cars cause accidents

It’s all trash without clearly defined definitions of what constitutes a “process”.

Dear lord, you have no idea HOW unskilled. 

CHP, please set up multiple angle cameras like the thee 11foot8 bridge. Let the naming and shaming begin. I’m curious, do most major insurers have you’re-an-idiot clauses that exempt them from covering acts of blatant stupidity? Let’s hope.

Driver: See, I told you, nuthin’ wrong here. Damn CAL-TRANS can shove it.

Damn! My bad. I haven’t seen All.

Is the mustache guy running VW or has he been dead for 78yrs?

MK8 GTI/R’s infotainment/HVAC interface.

Neither does Tesla apparently.

Well OBVIOUSLY you need to start storing your cash in your rectum... 

I agree, all the people belly aching about markups now have the ability to not pay them and wait. This is a complete anomaly, normally you are paying under MSRP and in major metros dealers sell cars at a loss.

i know someone who cures her peeps, but she calls it “letting them get stale,” which i guess is also correct. either way, she’s a weirdo, because peeps in any form are just disgusting.

“HIMOMITSMECOMEPICKMEUPFROMTHEMOVIES” is trying to call you collect. Would you like to accept the charges?

Our kids see this as a viable career path

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.