And the mascot, the only thing that was remotely entertaining about the Jags over the last 4-5 years, retired this offseason. But hey, pools and scoreboards!

Or, as Orlando City fans would call it, Tuesday.

SUM has to be elated at the outcome though, considering that the result guarantees at least two more games for the most popular team in the US.

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Well no other candidate would know more about clearing the table.

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Score another one for MLS, whose teams make sure their players can’t afford to travel to Tenerife in the first place.

Fandom also blinds in the sense that the hardcore fans like Pearson think everyone is just as — and should be as — passionate about sports as they are. That’s obviously far from the case; otherwise, even the least popular teams would have season ticket waiting lists numbering in the five or even six-figures.

If every other airplane in the sky crashed, then nobody would fly.

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Any port in a storm, indeed.

Found it rather odd that he took his name out of the running just days before the elections. Thought he’d have a fair few backers, albeit nowhere on the scale of Blatter or the Jordanian prince.

So which equally corrupt and morally bankrupt bribemaster is gonna replace him as the de facto figurehead of FIFA then?

To be fair, there’s a pretty good horror film playing on Syfy as we speak.

Who knows, if we knew more about U.S. Soccer’s own Soccer United Marketing, we might find that we aren’t that different.

That would require the USMNT having players worth marketing, Billy.

“the NFL is a cash making machine”

And there’s your reason for why they refuse to admit that Goodell is industrial-strength stupid. So long as the price tag of their franchise keeps moving upwards, and so long as he’s helping them build new stadiums on the public dime, the owners don’t need to give a shit what Goodell…

Most hoops action Seattle has seen in seven years.

he could not have made any top-flight European side as a 90-minute regular

You are talking about the same player who had two separate loan spells at Milan over two seasons, during which he helped the club qualify for the Champions League both times, in the midst of his MLS contract, correct?