They have already been made, I assure you. Again and again.

What he said. These are typically enjoyably stupid, but manifestly disposable. Worrying about the plot is kind of missing the point with these.

When I joked a couple years ago that I figured this one would have a talking car voiced by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, I wasn't really joking.

Honestly, the older I get, the more being on Twitter at all looks like a terrible mistake unless you're a natural genius at it, or have literally nothing to lose. 96% of the Twits out there, it's like they didn't even know something went wrong until someone fires off at them. (Disclaimer: I know nothing whatsoever…

Yeah, this isn't how I remember it going at all. The early marketing material even took some shots at "riffing".

I'm certainly not opposed to them!

Dirty pool, old man… I remember the price of those things jumping like lightning, though. It wasn't even two or three years later, they were going for $60 on ebay.

Oh yeah, I'm keeping those games forever. I even got that Zelda 4-pack compilation disk free with a subscription to Nintendo Power back then (which, guess why I got a subscription to Nintendo Power…) I can only imagine what it's going for now.

I have a weakness for those character names. If I call a character "Ed The Dog," his name isn't Ed or Eddy.

Second @disqus_Qy6mB3t2lG:disqus 's point that you have some unusually empathetic players there. I wonder if there's a cuteness/affability line that I don't know the term for. (If so, I've had player groups that would straight-up murder puppies if they represented a legitimate threat and/or enough XP.) Now I'm…

FEH: I can't say I'm surprised they scaled those back, because despite my intention of throwing them some money simply for enjoying their game, their pricing structure was way off. $5 USD got you, what, three of them? When they were giving out two per day? It just didn't make sense. I hope they do some sales or…

What do you think of RCR Underground?

I played SV pretty intensely until about a month after the first year, and then I uninstalled it and never looked back. I wonder how it would seem on a replay.

Ehh, right there with you. My most recent console is a Gamecube, and I'm perpetually digging up older games that sound like fun, dipping my toes in for a bit then moving on. What can I say, it works for me.

D'oh! Forgot to add that for the mobile-playing types, I downloaded Creature Quest after learning that VC Mobile stands for "Van Canegham," as in John "Yes, I Made Heroes of Might and Magic Three; Yes, That Is My Chest Hair; No, You Can't Touch It" Van Canegham. I read an interview with him where he sounded…

My biggest gaming news is that I'm getting ready to do a minor hardware upgrade, methinks. My box was decent when I built it six and a half years ago, but I can do better than a GeForce GTX 460. RAM is annoying; my motherboard did the doubtless-genius-at-the-time move of supporting triple-channel DDR3, so finding…

My reaction too. I was ready for him to go, but I didn't mind seeing him come back like this. Frankly, in terms of specific acting, I think this is my favorite work of Dalton's so far. He's obviously still doing Ward, but there's an unmistakable shade of light that wasn't there before, and I think it's aces.

This review talks about it like the setting is the only thing that changed for these characters, but that's not how I took it at all. I assumed (and still do assume, frankly) that there's an element of brainwashing at work here too. Otherwise, Coulson (and May for that matter) would've perked up the instant the real…

Definitely Montreal, Canada.

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