“I still got the fucking Charmander, bitch,” had me rolling. Good man.

Wow. I can’t tell if the author is being serious or sarcastic. I’m just shocked someone would pay her to write something so profane and potentially offensive. Also, who cares if Nintendo is worth a couple billion more than SONY, unless of course you have principle investment in them. If that keeps you up at night then…

I made this because people were making fun of me playing it. Lol.

Eve, go to sleep. Please. Just stop.

I think you’re missing the point. They didn’t enjoy the new reboot/re-imagining/whatever it is, in comparison to the classic original.

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnope. I was already on the Nope Train and now I’m trying to storm the engine cab to get this thing out of the station. This movie just keeps looking more and more awful. Like I wouldn’t even bother to watch this when it shows up on TBS in a couple years.

I’m annoyed by Mr Stay Puft. I’m fucking ANGRY over the nut shot to Mr Staypuft. A FUCKING SHOT TO THE FUCKING BALLS. FUCK THIS MOVIE! FUCK IT!!!

I’m sorry, everything today is just beyond my comprehension. What the fuck is going on!? I’m going to stay in bed and stare at the ceiling.