I’m going to pistol whip the next fucking person that says “Brexit”

Fuck this. I’m a Cavs fan and see all kinds of lame ass holes in this. Look man, Bron just won my fucking team a title. Will be forever grateful. He still remains the second best player I ever watched. I just had to address this because of how stupid all of the points are.

I’m a Cavs fan, full disclosure. I am from Columbus and grew up playing basketball. I used to go watch LeBron play since I was a freshman in high school and he was a sophomore. I couldn’t believe what I’d been seeing. Then he got drafted by my Cavs. Holy shit! Led to some incredible years of watch him not only meet…

That’s true, but also LeBron doesn’t give any fucks about cap rules and taxes and making the sensible decision to let Mike Miller take a hike. All he knows is he doesn’t get his way. When he doesn’t get his way he pouts, throws fits and gets passive aggressive and generally acts like a teenage girl. That being said,…

I do have to weigh in on the whole burrito vs burrito bowl thing. First of all, we’re only talking Chipotle here because burrito bowls anywhere are absolutely out of the question and you should have to hold said bowl over your head and let Draymond kick your dick. Okay, now that we have that out of the way....of…

The drunk one

There is nothing in the world worse than a Boston Red Sox fan.

Git outta hair ya Commy!

The Irish most fucking definitely won the Euro 2016

As a Browns fan (fuck! I admitted it again), I can’t even begin to describe all the ways that the Browns are horseshit, bullshit, pigshit and puke rolled into one shameful burrito (fuck bowls) of sadness. I hope they move away again so I can go back to pretending that pro football is dead again.

Seriously though, did you just copy and paste this from the fucking Onion or something? This isn’t real life, right? Right??

I think there is definitely something to that. He also had to get a taste of his own medicine playing against a team that went small and had the same ability to attack and shoot. GSW wound up having to rotate and switch and I recall plenty of times in which he found himself stuck on a bigger guy and they’d immediately…

I applaud you for being able to make sense of my typo-riddled comment. I was typing via Swype text on my cell. The shit is “asshample”???

LeBron was the help defender on that pay and he’s most definitely at the edge of the paint roaming. Even if Steph managed to kick that out to Bron’s man, it’s all the way across the lane and (depending on how deep he drove) back up court to the wing, a long pass. Jefferson was the first rotation man as he was about…

Add to that, the refs were just letting the two teams maul each other inside. Steph didn’t seem to cope well with that physicality. Bron and Kyrie had the same issues but LeBron is so much stronger he can find ways to bull through it. And if you notice, Kyrie essentially just stopped going to the paint altogether as…

As far as a kick out goes, this is exactly how the Cavs were playing defense all series and why they were mostly effective at during GSW down after making adjustments. Looking at the freeze frame above, LeBron is the primary help defender, with Jefferson guarding the corner. LeBron is absolutely able to close down…

I think we all saw LeBron erase a lot of layups where the GSW player was going full speed and wind up saying “the FUCK did he come from??"

All I took away from this is that I should totally get prosciutto on the pie I’m about to order.

69, hahaha

Everyone can chill out about the Warriors last night...after all Kevin Love is going to be back for game 4!