THAT. FUCKING. NOISE. Geese are the absolute worst.

I’d prefer to see Dempsey as a lower lying shadow striker. I don’t want to put him too much into the midfield or the wing because he just doesn’t have the workrate anymore.

I’ve never been sold on Zardes getting this much time on the senior squad at this point. He looks like a nice strong, fast athlete but I just don’t think he gives enough to warrant being in the start XI. I’d love to see what Pulisic can do out there on the right wing. Keep him forward, Yedlin’s recovery speed on that…

Jones is always in motion and is all over the place. A lot of me feels like that was a big reason why Jurgen went to the amorphous diamond midfield in the ‘14WC, cause he loves Jones and his workrate, but had to adopt a more free flowing/less disciplined midfield to allow Jones to roam and rotate, push inside and out.…

Because the top scorer doesn’t necessarily mean best spot kick taker. For example, Kei Kamara is mostly known as a target man and someone who does a lot of scoring off of headers and volleys from crosses. That doesn’t mean he’s the best spot kicker on the team.

Take a look at Kei’s history. He’s only spent more than two years at one club for a reason. He has a reputation for being a disruption in the clubhouse.

This seeding is bullshit. Example: how the shit is Jasmine Squirrel a higher seed than Duffy McSwiggan, Onno Hoes or Dick Tips.

The problem Blatt has is he never had the players on board and on his side from day one. Doesn’t matter if he’s a good enough coach for the NBA. LeBron never had any affinity for him whatsoever. The players may not publicly say it, but it seemed plainly obvious particularly with Bron. There’s also always been a lot of…

He’s a good guy, he’s just a douchenozzle. The kind that goes home and watches the replay of himself giving the kid five on sportscenter over and over and says out loud to himself, “God, I’m such a good person!” He’s just very much up his own ass. Usually when he’s doing something like this it’s so he can stroke his…

Let me also apologize for being a big ol’ dick. I’m mainly just being a cynical shithead because I’m pissed that I had to draw the short straw and come in for a late night work session on a Friday night.

Yeah no, I get that. No shit it’d be an even deadlier death lineup...as if that’s some kind of profound statement about his ability to play in the modern NBA. My point was, well, no shit Sherlock.

Why stop there? Lets give them a 26 year old Dwyane Wade. A 28 year old Steve Nash. A 25 year old Tim Duncan. That would have been an even deadlier death-lineup.

Alright, I’ve got to say I’m from Ohio and was raised a massive Browns fan before anything else. I’m now 30 years old and cannot remember them being anything but the framed fucking picture of ineptitude and sadness. And just finding the most creative ways to shit the bed. I was too young to really know what the hell…

The kid’s eyes. It’s just that beaten and tired, “we’ve eaten nothing but tree bark for two weeks straight and dad just lost his 4th job at the factory this month” look that you’d see in peoples’ eyes in photos of The Great Depression.

Also, a bald eagle.

Really, he looks like Michael Cera 45 years from now.

Right, because Urban Meyer has a 2-2 record against the infallible Nick Saban.

Definitely sad to see. From an Ohio State fan’s perspective, he had Minnesota turned around from being a joke to being very respectable (at least by B1G west standards) almost immediately. Really seemed to have things pointed in the right direction and then these seizures kept happening and he had to keep missing time…

The hardcore segment here is great, but small relative to other fanbases who have actually tasted success. When the team actually shows the slightest sign of sniffing success the rest of everyone comes in droves. Their end of the season push last year drew people out, I live about a 10 minute walk to the arena and the…

“And I’m a Browns fan. We know crushing defeat. Still never going to cry about it.”