It’s not so much that Haskins DOESN’T have a mortar for an arm, it’s that Ohio State didn’t often bomb the ball down the field. They tried to stretch defenses thin sideline to sideline with crossing mesh concepts and would usually have a deep receiver just out there to occupy a safety or two. Teams let Ohio State have…

Right? I had a brief stint as both a school teacher and an elementary student. I have a hard time seeing a kid living a happy life wearing a mask and gloves everywhere they go all the time. Imagine how much they would resent their parents when they find out they were the weird kid in school that everyone would avoid…

Why the insistence on using car deaths? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? If a dumbass doesn’t buckle their infant properly and gets in an accident, it doesn’t affect, harm or kill a kid in the next car over. That’s the whole thing. These anti-vaxxers and their kids certainly do have rights, but that…

I can’t possibly like this reply enough times. 

On top of that quick interview tour Zach Smith did on Friday, there was a message that started circulating around OSU fan circles. I think it started as a comment post on a fan blog and it was basically someone claiming to have inside knowledge of the situation. Then it just went into a bulleted laundry list trashing…

God damnit, this is fucking embarrassing and depressing. 

Wait, wait...i’mma have to stop you right there. At the risk of staying in the grays for not fitting your little conspiracy here, how can you refer to this recruiting class as a ragtag bunch so shoddily put together that it cost Matta his job....and then claim that Ohio State went to lengths to do whatever it took to…

You are dirt and you drag the world down.

I’ve been saying for years, I think he has the best ball handling ability I’ve ever seen. Not just dribbling, but also in traffic with some of the ridiculous acrobatic shots at the rim he makes. He’s not the biggest, he’s not the fastest, he’s not the quickest...he’s just in total command of the ball.

I got into the last basketball game of the regular season, Illinois at Ohio State in ‘05 when Illinois was undefeated and Matt Sylvester hit the game winning shot to hand them their only loss of the season. And I got right down in the student section nice and early and was sitting first row on the baseline for it.…

Right, and when an American fixture in soccer intends to come play for your hometown club you’ll get excited, even if it might be at the expense of his overall development. Like, I wish Dempsey/Bradley/etc had tried to stick it out in Europe...do I blame Seattle/Toronto/etc fans for being excited that they came to…

What segment of US soccer fans fail to realize that the MLS is a third tier league? I, as a fan of our domestic league, inferior as it may be, don’t really know anyone that believes in the argument you’re “countering” against. Every real US soccer fan I know is self-aware of the MLS’s standing in world soccer and also…

For the most part I am “comfortably numb.” The only Browns fans I know that still get upset about them being dogshit are ones that are relatively new to the Browns and/or following football...or otherwise stupid people. I was that way when I was a kid. Then, over time, I expected them to lose and be a joke and they…

Wait...you actually think that’s going to end that statue thing?! It’s only going to make those fucking idiot lunatics more resolute.

I wish we could separate the two camps but Penn State people make it fucking impossible not to hate the holy shit out of that place.

As an Ohio State fan/alum, I observed one of their other tactics, a #4 if you will: deflect criticism to Jim Tressel or any other “scandals” that were being unearthed at the time! Where their mental gymnastics equate free tattoos to oh, ya know, CHILD RAPE.

Miami “fans” will be upset about it and won’t want to hear it....but Miami isn’t really getting screwed. It’s not like the Heat are really contenders at this point and it’s not like Dwyane is going to factor much if at all into their future plans. It’s better to dump a guy a year too early than a year too late. It’s…

Who gives a shit. I’ve been listening to GSW fans (the shittiest, most spoiled people I’ve ever encountered in sports) meticulously lay out for me how much the League is fixed...So, ya know.

Related: quit wearing flip flops. I’ll give this man a pass because he looks like he has a kickass pool but karma still took a shit inside his ankle. But ya know, just in general or whatever...don’t.

Award for the stupidest thumbs I’ve ever seen.