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What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

rumor is they’re bringing this guy back...

I think the fans are the real winners here, no one should eat tacos made at a burger joint with a clown for its mascot

Typical keyboard warrior

this deserves more stars

okay that was a long moment

maybe that first bronze statue of him was more representative of who he is on the inside and we just didn’t know it yet

so with my superior coffee making skills, clearly I’m ready for the NBA

I’m glad he found something to celebrate after going 3 for fucking 20 from the field

by “counterpoint” you mean “correct take”

ESPN: “LeBron, if you could bring Michael Jordan back to his late 20s and have him as a teammate, would you?”

He’s *actually* working on building a tunnel from here to there as well!

I give you shit about the Wizards all the time, but he is one of the most fun players in the league to watch when he feels like giving a shit. I watched him put up a bananas stat line a few years ago where he only had a few points, but like 18 assists, 10 rebounds and a couple of steals. More of that plz.

If basketball doesn’t work out for Harden he could always take his flopping ass to the Premier League 

I just twitched

His existence is one giant self-own

To be fair I thought he was just going as a giant piece of shit

A haiku:

I mean, his name is CHAD, for Christ’s sake, what did you expect from him?