Jesus Christ did Sam Hinkie hack Deadspin and post this?

came here to say this, glad it was the first thing I saw. Fuck the Warriors.

Filed under, “Sherlock, No shit”

To be fair, they were Jimmy Choo boots. 

Is it just me, or does he look like Helen Keller trying to rip that thing up?

Thon Maker is one of those guys whose high school hype video had me really excited and I just remembered in Game Four that he ever made the league. So, there’s that I guess.

The moral of the story is that being a Wizards fan is an exercise in self owning.

How the fuck does this get ungrayed but I’m permanently stuck in the grays?

How’s Burneko this morning?

Bust the Process

Nothing about masturbating furiously, huh? Damn.

After I achieved my goal of running 3 miles on the Cross Country team, I made a switch to Speech and Debate instead. That was pretty great.

This is never getting out of the greys and no one will see it anyway but this is hardly a “principled” stand by Musk- he types his declaration to leave FB from Twitter, a platform that is ALSO rife with bots and Russian trolls and fake news AND continues to allow our flagrantly stupid Cheeto-in-Chief a platform to say…

He’s lucky- if this had happened in ‘Murica, that flag would have likely been packing heat.

How many of these injuries is Austin Rivers directly responsible for?

I think there’s a clause somewhere in LeBron’s contract where the league secretly subsidizes his seven-figure annual body maintenance costs and figure it’s a wash with all of the other injuries

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Is this your way of responding to Burneko about who would win in a knife fight?

Rust the Process

I’m really hoping you’ll turn this “Let’s Shit on an NBA Team” into a weekly thing... almost as satisfying as remembering some guys