yeah but can they jump over the hood of a Kia?

Something about a beached whale... blah blah blah...

That’s a bargain considering Harden specifically stated in his contract that he doesn’t have to play defense, ever, for his $228 million.

Counterpoint: McGregor is about to get filthy rich for taking a few shots from a guy who hits about as hard as a stiff breeze. I’m sure he’s gonna make it.

Expect 32,000 words from Simmons by no later than five minutes from now.

Who?

...and a friend of hers claimed in the comments that Addison had hit her in front of their kids.

Say what you want, but dude’s always working on his FITNESS, as in FITNESS whole goddamn pizza in his mouth.

I like how the process is going to lead up to the 76ers only winning 30 games and counting that as a monumental victory. It’s like my favorite Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin gets a C on a test and his mom is over the moon. After she walks away, Hobbes asks why he doesn’t do that well more often and Calvin says he…

Rookie contracts are generally 4 years, so...

Eat Train, Sleep.

Equalizer: Tami Lahren can’t find a job, either.

OTAs are voluntary in the same way that I *loved* tuna casserole growing up.

Still a better acting job than Kevin Hart in any of his movies, ever.

samesies

On a positive note, the Trump administration just offered him a job, so he’s got that going for him

A friend of mine and I were musing in the Utah series that the Warriors, especially in games 2 and 3, could have been blown out by a team who wasn’t shitty (i.e. with a shooting percentage of higher than 38%)

Just like Austin Rivers.

On what planet is he only 31? He looks like Kevin Spacey’s creepy henchman from House of Cards.

This is what I came for. My Monday-ish Tuesday officially un-sucks.