It’s always struck me as curious that the religious right claims that they want to make America a “Christian” nation again while trampling all over poor people and systematically oppressing everyone who they disagree with. It’s like they don’t actually want to do what Jesus told them to do.

Draymond inspiring copycats!

This like if “Between Two Ferns” and Glenn Beck made sweet, sweet love and had an interview show baby.

Hm.

It would just suck for Kevin Love because he’s finally started to get in on those Instagram squad photos with Bron, Shump, Thompson, and Uncle Drew.

A few thoughts:

Serious question: can reasonable heads within the JCoS/higher ups in the military basically just come out and say, “LOL no we’re not doing that shit!” or are they beholden to this walking liver spot and his craziness?

Feinstein is a goddamn dumpster fire who has gone along with almost EVERYTHING Trumpian. Fuck her.

Over/under on our continued existence beyond say 6 months post 1/20/17?

Only 2016 could make me want Cruz in the White House at this very moment. Fuck.

My wife and I won a meet and greet with Chris Kattan four years ago. Meet and greets are awkward in the same way that meeting your prom date’s dad is awkward because the interaction is forced and only one of you actually gives a shit about the meeting. He had (ostensibly) been drinking all night and was completely out…

let’s remember some Pelicans players:

The Browns were so excited after the game that they were on the phone all afternoon figuring out if they could get him for a couple of first round picks

I’ve been in and out of a drunken stupor since last Wednesday, please someone lie to me and tell me this will all be okay.

god fucking dammit

I can’t tell if I’m too drunk for this shit, or not drunk enough...

Hmm...

Call me crazy, but I don’t think the guy with a $44Bn treasure trove is afraid of the guy with like a $3Bn stash.

Ed needs to quit being such a pussy