A few thoughts:

Serious question: can reasonable heads within the JCoS/higher ups in the military basically just come out and say, “LOL no we’re not doing that shit!” or are they beholden to this walking liver spot and his craziness?

Feinstein is a goddamn dumpster fire who has gone along with almost EVERYTHING Trumpian. Fuck her.

Over/under on our continued existence beyond say 6 months post 1/20/17?

Only 2016 could make me want Cruz in the White House at this very moment. Fuck.

My wife and I won a meet and greet with Chris Kattan four years ago. Meet and greets are awkward in the same way that meeting your prom date’s dad is awkward because the interaction is forced and only one of you actually gives a shit about the meeting. He had (ostensibly) been drinking all night and was completely out…

let’s remember some Pelicans players:

The Browns were so excited after the game that they were on the phone all afternoon figuring out if they could get him for a couple of first round picks

I’ve been in and out of a drunken stupor since last Wednesday, please someone lie to me and tell me this will all be okay.

god fucking dammit

Hmm...

Ed needs to quit being such a pussy

+1 pussy grabber

This is the best thing ever

This is your own living hell. Sorry buddy.

This is very good Kinja

How’s Feinberg enjoying basically being “permaspliced”? Does she know yet that she's not writing sports on a sports site? Has the Kinja mansplained that enough?

That’s fair. I know it’s *NOT SPORTS* but goddamn it I love it.

This is the best thing to come to Netflix and television ever. The end.