Singer-ection?

As an ignorant American who lives on a tropical island, I am sure everyone will agree with me when I state, with absolute certainty, that the plural of moose is....

“Cat flap” also is a british slang term. But I’m (fairly) certain Rory was using it literally.

The hate is....it’s not a Bronco.

I bet the real answer is that somebody swiped their robohula girl.

Hey now, there are lots of dedicated, good-hearted cops out there, don’t go lumping them all into the small-town-in-Texas bucket.

If your god hates, find a new one.

Hey! I replied with that S-Car go joke first, and did a better job of telling it to! I wuz robbed! (shakes fist at the sky)

Ride-sharing companies are afraid of background checks because:

There was this snail, who was really tired of his friends complaining about how slow he was. So, he takes all his savings and goes to the car dealer and buys the fastest sports car they have.

I don’t know about you, but that picture gave *me* a Zamboni. Zing!

Came for the Cactus. Was not disappointed.

I forgive them a lot, because they made a Krull reference.

My dad has a Jeep Commander!

Extremely unlikely.

I see the problem.

Anyone who refuses to show their ticket, and then ignores airport personnel and the police, is definitely a security risk.

That’s enough of that horseplay, you two.

I blame the parents.

Damn you! Now I have the image of Clarkson dressed in a red nappy and thigh-high boots in my head.