Fake garter straps and all! They should have produced it, I’m sure it would have been a big hit with all the birthday party clowns.

Buy the Flex instead. Every time.

I know we’re not a large part of the US population, but for those of us in Hawaii, we most definitely do *not* get 2-day shipping.

I know we’re not a large part of the US population, but for those of us in Hawaii, we most definitely do *not* get…

I could be looking directly at a Phaeton, and I *still* couldn’t tell you what it looked like. They are just that generic looking.

Look, up in the Pilot!

UNfortunately? I for one, look forward to the first flight of the Lockheed Penguin.

HMmmmm.....I’ll be in my bunk.

Totes adorbs.

Hey, I love my hand-cranked windows on my jeep! Well, I did, until I sold the doors off it. No windows at all, baby!

Yo dog, this post is definitely a weiner. I brat you a star just for that.

They look like the “after” pics from crash testing.

How many eagle’s beaks were used to make the dash?

Hey, that Jeep is a deal. A deal, I say! That 4.0L is awesome....unless you need gas mileage, that is.

I suspect it’s the $6800 price tag it’s supposed to have.

Dang, that 40” TV sold out in something like a minute. Even clicking as fast as I could, I was too late to buy, and even too late to get on the waitlist. Sheesh.

Dang, that 40” TV sold out in something like a minute. Even clicking as fast as I could, I was too late to buy, and…

Yes, Gollum leaps out at you, but is anyone else seeing this ?

Terrifying enough to have me immediately thinking CP...but then I see the price. $1500? NP all the way.

Tell us the right way! I find myself desperately wanting to know.

You say “all over”, but I live in Hawaii, and we are never included. Although, I do live in Hawaii, so my disappointment is somewhat muted.