Apropos of almost nothing here, I noticed tonight that Houston Astros can be rearranged as “Out soon: sharts.”

He is Adam Gase’s autocorrected second cousin, once removed.

Who is Adam Gates? Is he related to Bill?

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

This man needs two things:

He also bragged about how many likes a tweet got. 

This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Bobby Bonilla really madoff with some serious dough, there

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

glad it isn’t just me. These autoplay videos are obnoxious, especially when I have one embedded within the article and one on the side, and both are playing at the same time. Get it together gizmodo media/vulture capital overlords

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

They aren’t just Photoshopped, they’re poorly Photoshopped. Look at how awful the rear brake/wheel looks in the first shot.

Is my mind playin’ tricks on me, or are those press photos absurdly heavily photoshopped? I know that some touch-ups are normal, but look at that shit! The paint can’t decide if it’s glossy, metallic, or satin, and the wheels+brakes look like two dimensional textures!