Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

I heard Bob Uecker say that Jim Spamfeller threw at his own kid in a father-son game.

Jamie Spanksfellas dreams about having a step-sister to bang.

Jim Spamfeller thinks black licorice is the best candy.

Jim Spanfeller is the kid you regret teasing in grade school - only to run into them as an adult and regret not teasing them more.

Jim Spanfeller stalls out every time he drives a manual Honda Fit.

Jank Spongefucker is what happens when you take MRATT DAAAMURRN from Team America and turn him into a real boy.

Junk Spunkfanner is probably (definitely) a goat-fucker.

Germ Spanfeller would call the cops on a kid’s lemonade stand - and then take over the lemonade stand.

Jim Spermfeeler wipes back-to-front after taking a dump.

Jim Spamfuller doesn’t respond to reader emails and probably sleeps with a nightlight.

Jim Spamfeller gives trick-or-treaters low-grade Dollar Store candy that he bought on sale two Halloweens ago.

Jim Spamfeller doesn’t have to wear a Halloween costume, since he’s already a ghoul.

I definitely picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, I can tell you that much

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.