A diving destination where the draw is junked cars at the bottom of a flooded quarry is the Alabama-est thing ever.

“Yes, drop it on his feet. Slower. Slower.”

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Its weird to see fans not cause interference on that play tbh 

Let’s remember some guys

Springier would have made that catch. 

There can only be one Mike Pence.

So are the shitty G/O Media masters now just bringing in freelancers on the promise that they can plug their shit for half a post as long as something goes up on the site?  How is this not marked as a fucking ad?

These are a lot of words to say “just eat the corn”

12GB is pretty good for anyone, though. I can’t fathom most people honestly needing more than 8GB for everyday use.

I feel like people underestimate cleaning the dust from their tower. Most any time I experience issues, it’s from my system overheating, likely because of dust and cat hair. Fan making noise? Dirty. Graphics tearing? GPU fan is dirty.

Keep it clean!

can your two sons score hockey goals? maybe I can build a team

Upon learning that the tarantula wasn’t a deal-breaker, my two sons have asked for your address and preferred Mother’s Day gift.  My wife is taking it remarkably well.  

“Thanks to mom and dad and my tarantula and god bless the Hong Kong freedom figh-”

If I had a dollar for every time I've said that...

this is not very encouraging!!!!!!! BE NICER TO ME, A NEW MOM!!!

They often practice at 6 am on weekends. 

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

“I’mlikeseriouslyexcitedI’mkindashybutmostlyexcitedandcourageous”

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”