Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

So is the Titans’ insistence on drafting and signing wide receivers with flippers where their arms should be.

The Chargers are 2-4 against the likes of Jacoby Brissett, Josh Rosen, old Joe Flacco, and Devlin Hodges. They can lose to Ryan Tannehill as well.

2006 Maxima is what i think

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

And raise gas taxes a bunch. Then use the money to fix the roads and create more mass transit.

People can enjoy things all they want, right up until it’s actively harmful to everyone around them. Driving giant gas guzzling SUVs because it makes you feel like a bigger person is actively harmful.

Tax more vehicles that pollute more. Definitely an unpopular move but it works. (most) People do not care about the environment. They will start to care when it affects their wallet.

“But I like to sit up high!”

I mean, rough start for Strasburg though. (By the standards of this series) he got absolutely rocked. Dude didn’t even carry a no-hitter into the MIDDLE innings. 

It’s an escape from reality on Sunday and Monday for several million people. Whether it’s good or not, I have no specific opinion. But that’s the answer. Some people read; some people do the crossword; some people dress up like ancient knights and fight with plastic swords while hopped up on Sudafed and ambien. It’s…

...that’s a strangely specific thing to always have said.

Why do people watch this sport again?

The Cardinals may lose this series and Ozuna definitely goofed, but St. Louis fans can rest easy knowing they did it the right way.

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.