That is the only rule in football I love. 

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.

The quote isn’t just misinterpreting what he’s saying, they’re misquoting him.

“He has a routine where he shuffles around the box and adjusts his cup or whatnot, and I was just having fun out there, just kind of giving it back to him in a good-natured, ribbing kind of way,”

Can’t tell if MJ or DJT...

I can confirm: crotch-grabbing is indeed fun.

Years ago, I remember hearing that someone had done a study of the speed of traffic over the temporary metal plates on the road deck of the Golden Gate bridge.

Potholes have even less effect on lightweight cars with decent rubber sidewalls. 

Donk

Although I was happy to see the Cardinals stomp out the Braves after their dumbshit “we won’t do our racist tomahawk chop in front of your native american player but fuck you we do what we want” bullshit, I think the Nationals are the only team left that I would root for (I don’t dislike the Astros but they’ve…

Clearly donking all our small cars to make them taller is the only solution.

He had a 119 ERA+ this season, 15th in the NL. He didn't have an average season, he was a solid #2 starter who was the Nats' #4 starter 

I disagree with a lot of what you are saying here. I do wish that Kerr said more, but you can’t just jump from “he didn’t say what I wanted him to say about this issue” to “stick to sportzzzz!”

Phillippe, in depositions and court filings, describes how he made up his mind before the incident that Hewitt wasn’t “the right fit for him,” and that he feared his children would see pictures of him with a much younger, “revealingly” dressed woman. In text messages sent July 5 and obtained in September 2017 by Holly…

There’s a real tone in this article that Reese is somehow to blame, or responsible for what happened. I’m really tired of women getting the blame for men’s bad actions. She left Phillipe 16 years ago. Even though she has to maintain a co-parenting relationship with him-in 2017 their children were both still minors-his…

The finance manager was both a typically-awful finance manager, and sexist. You can’t brush away the sexism just because of the presence of the typical car dealership scammery. 

I’m not one to cry sexism, but respectfully, you’re just wrong. It’s not just education. Try this exercise: go to pretty much any store with your wife/gf/whatever, and try to get the salespeople to only deal with her with you just standing there. Now try to get them to only deal with you while she just stands there.…

Most men seemingly have no clue how generally awfully we treat women. I’ll readily admit I’m unaware, but I know that I’m clueless.

The only way to stop behavior like that is to make it unprofitable. Limited time or not, you should have walked out, with a stop in the General Sales Manager’s office to explain exactly why they lost your business. Then follow up with a letter to corporate. 

Great shade she threw at Jay-Z...