Seriously? It takes less than 10 minutes.

Wouldn't the need for all that security be bigger if he *wasn't* signing with Cleveland?

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

I've just recently finished the game on PS3. I enjoyed it, but felt it was overhyped. And in particular, the PS3 version gets screen-tear-tastic in any outdoor environments. It felt to me quite a bit like Bioshock-by-another-name. And it felt annoying that the game seems to encourage a bombastic playstyle and then…

..After not even meeting with any of their staff in person?

Melo: [Resigns with Knicks]

Patrick Ewing: [Comes out of retirement, signs with Knicks, hopes to finally win championship]

"Patrick, your deal is 420 million cab driver assaults' worth."

The actual quote from live TV was:

chris broussard probably has the weirdest dick

But Amanda, he loves you!

Peter Scolari would have been a better coach.

If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.