FUCK Milk and Honey. Their cafe has some of the most overpriced sandwiches I've ever seen, and I've seen a LOT. Do not give them your money, it only encourages them.

You have to know this already, but: tennis balls for the comforter. No question.

Not yet

There are EXTREMELY rare circumstances, but if part of your job description is to be in peak physical shape and shake off hits from 300-lb people, the onus is on you to recognize your natural advantage in any scenario.

Mr. Soom-'beh-'chay, you are not wrong. I need to rewatch that movie.

Just DLed it! Might be watching it tonight. If not tonight, DEFINITELY tomorrow. I can't fucking WAIT.

You haven't seen any of those? My god.

Uhhhhhhh, The Raid? Ong-Bak? Legend of Drunken Master?

SA2 is one of the great underrated games for me. I played the HELL out of that game back in the day.

JESUS CHRIST STOP POSTING CINEMA SINS. It's not even remotely funny, and at this point its whole raison d'etre is avoiding suspending disbelief AT ALL COSTS.

AGREED. This article REALLY seemed to miss the point of why he was saying what he was saying.

DAMMIT. [smashes head on desk]. Now I'll NEVER sleep with Tiffani Amber Thiessen!!!

How IN THE FUCK is Kelly Kowalski not on the list of characters???

Awe-inspiring. +1

Arun Kumar, just sitting there smiling to himself while this buffoon digs himself deeper, is now my new favorite person in the world.

Literally EVERYTHING you wrote above is what people are shitting on Stephen A. Smith for.

No, I saw the part where you talked out both sides of your mouth. No one deserves to be hit, but she escalated the situation so she should have watched her mouth? That's the literal definition of a woman asking for it. Make up your damn mind.

What exactly is your point? No one's said she's blameless, but any kind of provocation doesn't excuse the action.

My reasons for not wanting kids run the gamut. I fully buy into the idea that we're overpopulated, and I don't know why I would want to bring someone into this world that is literally teetering on the edge of collapse.

iPads are way more convenient for taking into the bathroom, for starters. Having Netflix while you're on the toiilet is great, or Spotify or podcasts while you're in the shower.