It's a brilliant set

You mean besides the casino calling in a domestic dispute? And police reports of them hitting each other? And the tipster who alerted Deadspin to it? And the tweets that popped up before any report was made? What else do you need right now?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah, no evidence! Just video of him dragging his unconscious girlfriend by her hair out of an elevator and several eyewitness accounts giving nearly identical stories.

I don't have kids and, god willing, I never will. But I have to ask why kids think shiny things are candy. When I was 6, I associated them with METAL. Is there candy being sold that looks like metal balls, or has flashy metal packaging?

My understanding is that CrossFit injuries tend to be exacerbated previous injuries; knee and ankle issues, for example. So the trainers can demonstrate proper form, but the more common CrossFit injuries are something they can't entirely control for.

Ahhhhhhh, I see what you did there!

I should point out that it's not intra-state. That would open up a regulatory hellmouth of yellow tape. But a friend of a friend makes decent money, gets word of mouth out, and my friends get beer.

Phew. That would have been a decent joke, but fuck Stone right in their stupid eyes.

What are everyone's thoughts on beer CSAs? I've got a friend in Chicago who pays someone a monthly fee, and once a week gets a bomber each of two different beers. He gets some GOOD stuff, doesn't have to pay for someone's brewpub, and still has to roll the dice on whether or not he actually LIKES the beer being…

Oh, dammit, wait. Is this a joke because one of their beers is called Arrogant Bastard?

I'VE HEARD THIS. They did that infamous Craigslist ad asking for one person to basically act as an entire IT team, and if you go to their careers page, it's basically "FUCK you, you don't know shit, we're only going to look at your resume if you're COOL ENOUGH"

Obviously not 8-bit. But I'm incredibly excited about the revival of 16-bit nostalgia. Even when I was a kid, I thought the games of that era were incredibly beautiful. Something like Chrono Trigger or Secret of Mana has a rough gorgeousness to it that modern games, pushing for constant realism (which can certainly be…

Because it's already happened. Hawks fans are the absolute worst.

PHENOMENAL work. Liked, posted, shared.

Kanye's endless pronouncements of his genius are really undercut by his bizarre obsession with Will Ferrell movies (see also: Watch the Throne interspersing clips from Blades of Glory)

Great, great work. Thanks for this

Two questions: What are the Supercharger stations powered by? That is, does Tesla buy them then just pull off the grid, or do people franchise them and then get discounted rates, are they solar, or what?

Absolutely delightful

Who knew Ranger Rick was so ripped???

Never broken a spoke, and I've been mountain biking through gnarly terrain for 19 years, and commuting regularly for 10. I've snapped chains, but belts are more durable. And AGAIN, they don't make claims that you'll never have to fix a flat, but they mitigate the risk with tougher tires.