Great, great work. Thanks for this

Never played DOTA or anything like that, but WOW does that game look great.

If you're making fun of everyone who put shit like that up on the internets, thanks for the lulz; I hate those people too. If you're being sincere about it, kindly fuck off back to shotgunning Natty Ice and four-wheeling through national parks.

Okay, here we go. A true michelada is basically beer, worcestershire sauce, lime juice, and a salt rim. The "bloody beer" is a different variant, whose Spanish name escapes me (and may even just be "chelada"). Anyway, for some absolute winners, here's this: http://www.bonappetit.com/drinks/beer/sl…

Wait, I take it back. Ghost Protocol isn't on Netflix Instant; I'm hugely disappointed

NAILED IT. I also thought it really haphazardly introduced the stealth and sword fight aspects, and then made it really hard to get away from the ill effects of playing lethal

Paladins are one of the few heroes in the game that don't really have a good way of dealing with big hitters like that. He should have dealt with it, but MAN that's a tough hole to climb out of.

Tom, you're doing a fantastic job of making these sponsored posts feel like they're straight from the gut. Nicely done

I don't know, I met Donte Stallworth at a stoplight, and he wanted to trade cars with me.

Their play yesterday made me think of the US' strategy in the last Cup: No midfield, rely on the defense to stop attacks, long ball up the line to a striker, ???, profit!

WAY below though. He's too fat to make any kind of play on a grounder, or really any kind of motion that doesn't involve him standing in one place and swinging a heavy instrument (penis notwithstanding).

They don't, but they give you the energy to start playing more games, and they improve concentration to the extent that being able to get a better eye on the ball isn't completely outlandish (I'm the worst baseball player of all time, but I had some amazing games of soccer on adderall).

Yeah, agreed. I see your point about telling the story of baseball, but there's no way the league would ever actually TELL that story.

Sure. But one is used by HOF partisans to justify excluding certain players, on the grounds that they weren't using their natural talent or something, while the other is routinely ignored or overlooked.

Reasoning? I agree that their skills are invaluable, but it's only due to a quirk in the rules between divisions, and doesn't really represent a command of a majority of the facets of baseball.

I'm actually with you on the DH rule. Specializing in one aspect of the game doesn't make you one of the best to ever play.

Right, because players who were popping amphetamines like they were Skittles deserve to, but god forbid someone who was using PEDs when they were legal get in.

Yes! +1

Is this the guy that Franco basically stole from Barca?

I'm in love both with this song, and Hayley Williams. Good god.