Sounded like they followed up the speech with Glenn Frey’s “The Heat is On”.

Q: How did you hear about the job?

My brother who isn’t a golfer has TWO of them so the point of my story is that I resent my brother.

You win.

I like this. Sounds like a PSA from the Joes.

Did you ahhhh..... *looks around*.....here about this one now?

Counterpoint: I love Little Caesars*

I’ve come to the point of appropriating the term “Social Justice Warrior”. I mean, JUSTICE already sounds badass...and I get to be a warrior too?!! Hell yeah!

No lie I worked with a guy who counted each time and during the recession cut back even further. I mean bravo to fiscal responsibility but counting your toilet paper sheets is no way to leave.

Or just doesn’t get golf.

When reached for comment the Sears customer stated “hellllooooooo!!?? Is anyone here? Echo!! [echo]”

R.I.P.

I burned a few bridges at Waffle House but I’m practically royalty at White Castle.

According the image he made the basketball float too ala David Blaine.

I too, will not be going. Not because I’m not an NFL football player or that I’m a fat slob but because I’m standing up for what’s right. You read it here first I’m not going to the White House.

In an unrelated story - several Patriots players have been suspended for the first 4 games of the season for violating the substance abuse policy, all testing positive for marijuana.

I have no idea why, but I cried when I watched this second video. Just wept. I guess maybe because I gained the slightest bit of hope is all I can fathom.

I think Trump is more likely to green light a lot of smaller Wars instead.

When reached for comment Team Ninja released a statement of “Oops”, with the quotation marks and all.

I think outlawing murder is just about social control. LET US MURDER WHO WE WANT TO WE KNOW THE SIDE EFFECTS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT GET MURDERED.