This thread is delightful...obscure talk from “The Office”.

Ok apparently you’re my doppelgänger. I’m literally on my 20th viewing or so of The Office. I too, often skip seasons 8+9, and feel the Jim and Pam issues felt forced. I do like some of the moments though so I commit to watching them every third go through. My wife has learned to accept this She’s a Michael Scott only…

Don’t tell her. She’s gotta BELIEVE in something.

Can’t tell you who threw it but surely it was a Minnesota Vikings O.C. that made the call and it was 3rd and 10 so they threw it 2 yards.

They like them just fine in the South what you talking about?

How much would people lose their shit if Brady and Belicheck did a reverse course and, during our national anthemn, knelt together and linked arms with the rest of their teammates.

Luke, try Resident Evil in VR I hear since it feels like you are “in control” of the situation it’s a lot less scary.

Metroid Prime 4 x Half-Life 3 crossover confirmed.

Kinja Deals are lackluster today.

This is fucking chilling, since this is in the presence of dozens of news cameras and the police are still acting this way.

“Austin, can you bring the ham over here?”

And still shitty.

I think teabagging is fair game because then it tells people “hey, I’m a douche” and we know exactly who the douches are.

TL:DR version, courtesy of the commentators:

I call her Mom and my brother calls her Mother which my wife never lets go. It’s just the way he is I say.

Hot take: soccer sucks.

Christ I got the chills. You are my hero and a better person than I. Make some noise today!!

That FIFA celebration was beautiful. Even his teammate agreed, as he came over to watch and celebrate. LOVE IS LOVE.

Charging AND traveling.

FAKE! He goes by D2R2K J2T2R