*raises hand*

But Martin Luther King was alive, like, well over a 100 years ago.

My dad would always say “right down the middle, Y.A Tittle” when he an especially good golf drive. I had assumed he made the name up until I heard about him in my adult life.

Baba Yaga will win the popular vote but Siren will surely take the Electoral College.

OK THEN WHEN IS THE “RIGHT TIME” YOU FUCKING TWIT

Missed the best one! Lady Olenna Tyrell of Highgarden from Game of Thrones.

Kids these days.

Fuck yeah good for them!

Yeah if he does a remote the overlay on the screen should say

I coughed up McDonalds Diet Coke reading jayswimmers.

Can’t believe the article didn’t link this gem:

Good thing that guy has an umbrella otherwise he might get wet.

Oh my god your rent is $94?!!?

Dude, spoilers much? I haven’t gotten to World 8-4 yet.

They could make a new “We Didn’t Start the Fire” just for the last month.

Living in a giant golden tower no less.

Next time they should do “Being able to dunk” vs. “Being able to hit a home run”

Well I’ll grab you by the waist and hoist you up to a basketball hoop and you can see how high it is. Once you start to fuss I’ll set you down and comfort you.

I have no interest in her music but that testimony gave me the chills. So awesome!