*raises hand*

No Wifi, can’t get a cell signal, problem with the app, problem with the scanners. Old problems to be replaced with new ones.

But Martin Luther King was alive, like, well over a 100 years ago.

He’s also against Net Neutrality which is expected to be voted on again soon (comes up every couple months, I hate having to always worry about this.)

My dad would always say “right down the middle, Y.A Tittle” when he an especially good golf drive. I had assumed he made the name up until I heard about him in my adult life.

Baba Yaga will win the popular vote but Siren will surely take the Electoral College.

OK THEN WHEN IS THE “RIGHT TIME” YOU FUCKING TWIT

Missed the best one! Lady Olenna Tyrell of Highgarden from Game of Thrones.

Kids these days.

Fuck yeah good for them!

Yeah if he does a remote the overlay on the screen should say

I coughed up McDonalds Diet Coke reading jayswimmers.

Can’t believe the article didn’t link this gem:

Good thing that guy has an umbrella otherwise he might get wet.

Oh my god your rent is $94?!!?

But it might not either. We’ll see how it’s feeling about it later.

Just a regular ol’ run of the mill boner for me.

Dude, spoilers much? I haven’t gotten to World 8-4 yet.

This was the largest crowd for an alt-right rally. PERIOD.